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September 15th, 2000, 08:37 PM
#31
HB Forum Owner
ummm! ummm! *slaps head
the raincoat 1 *thinkin..i dunno??
aaaauh! and its a NO BRAINER!!..geezzz!
And that 1 up there is OZZY! ..name?
If i close my eyes forever???
and Lita Ferd *L* Ford..right??
wheeeeeeww! brain fades hurt!
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September 15th, 2000, 08:57 PM
#32
HB Forum Owner
she said it s cold ouside ans she hands me a raincoat, shes always worried bout things like that, she said its over again and it might as well be my fault,,,, she only sleep s when its rainin and seh screams.. and her voice is straind........... and she says.............
Baby....... its 3 AM i must be lonely...... *giggle*
3 Am by Matchbox 20 *L*
and your right... hell you are good.. with the Ozzy and Lita .... ididnt think it was that popular a song.....
Okay now one fer sniffer *G*
waitin by the shorline.. in ???? yer reply..... your reply i need you to come see me thats no lie....... teh guns are getting closer. the sweat pours like the dew, the filth of the trees of triple E in the spring..... im.............. heheh you should kno this sniffer......... he is a canadian
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Everyone thinks i am insane.... all but my friends deep inside the earth......
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September 16th, 2000, 12:34 AM
#33
Inactive Member
Tom Cochrane - White Hot
WOOHOO!! 
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Sniff.... Sniff.... Do I Smell a sense of humor??
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September 17th, 2000, 12:39 AM
#34
HB Forum Owner
Black and Blue
And who knows which is which and who is who
Up and Down
And in the end it's only round and round and round
Haven't you heard it's a battle of words
the poster bearer cried
Listen son, said the man with the gun
There's room for you inside
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September 17th, 2000, 12:53 AM
#35
Inactive Member
Us & Them by Pink Floyd *VBG
hmm.....my turn? i'll come back to that *L
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September 17th, 2000, 01:43 AM
#36
Inactive Member
i love this song *G
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable. This
comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to
the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward St Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven - some guy was selling it! I had
to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy
again, complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a
pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.
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September 17th, 2000, 01:51 AM
#37
Inactive Member
oooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkk!!!
*feels leo's forehead* you got a fever girl? *L*
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September 17th, 2000, 01:51 AM
#38
HB Forum Owner
your lie'n that aint a song!!!*L*
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September 17th, 2000, 07:14 AM
#39
Inactive Member
*LMAO* it's a real song, Mel, i can send you the MP3 if you want.....you might like it *G
anyone know the group and title?
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September 17th, 2000, 09:43 AM
#40
Inactive Member
"Detachable Penis" by King Missile. I like John S. Hall and his stuff. Check out his poetry in a book if you can find it "Verses That Hurt."
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I try to be humble but this guy threw my greatness in my face! I'm trying to deny my greatness!
"Everything belongs to me because I am poor." - Jack Kerouac Visions of Cody
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